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Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21836) - you deserved it (4884)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Quirk (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.

#7 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:10am by pleasetryagain

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How touching.. Beauty and the Beast was a childhood favorite among many bright-eyed lassies.

#2 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:02am by mercyFML

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