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Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9703) - you deserved it (38278)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Uh. . .this just confuses me.

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:01am by AliMarie

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That is undoubtedly the worst tattoo ever worn by anyone ever.

#8 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:18am by Tribulations

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