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Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

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You should have blown it out. It would have been hilarious if the fat, dead hamster hit your kid like a blowgun dart.

Hilarious for us; years of therapy for the kid.

#8 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:13pm by perdix

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"MUM?!" *shocked face*

#1 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:09pm by Maxine17

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