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Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36429) - you deserved it (5087)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

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Oh yeah FYL.. more like fuck your cats life.

#8 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:36pm by Incubuss

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I call BS. Reading in bed? Nearsighted and didn't have your glasses on? And couldn't see what was hanging out of you cat's butt when it was sitting on your chest? If it's true, you deserved it.

#9 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:36pm by kurohana

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