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Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38190) - you deserved it (5333)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

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Oh yeah FYL.. more like fuck your cats life.

#8 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:36pm by Incubuss

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Oh god... that's disgusting!! FML for sure. Hope your cat's okay

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:30pm by ama17

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