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Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8443) - you deserved it (28851)

On 10/22/2009 at 12:19am - animals - by munckncruncj15 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Last I checked, when people wiped their mouths, the napkin didn't come in contact with the tongue... and wouldn't you feel it on your lips before just absently licking? And then remember about the dead fly and think ICK and wipe it off again?
Just, y'know, asking.

#7 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:41am by moonsolomon

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Mr Miyagi would be so proud

Wax on wax off bitch

#8 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:44am by Peroxide

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