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Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML


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On 10/15/2009 at 2:16am - animals - by birdhater (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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wait, so you had that bird up in your roof for that long, and it kept you up at night, but you didn't call a pest control of any sort?

#2 - On 10/15/2009 at 7:36am by wiiareonfire

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Meanwhile on the birds blog "today I finally got out of the roof i've been stuck in for two days. I then flew right back in. FML"

#13 - On 10/15/2009 at 5:20pm by Nofreakingway

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