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Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML


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On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Actually cat food is eaten by humans (to test it, first of all, and a variety of other reasons I can't think of on a Sunday afternoon), so it's perfectly safe... and half of the time it's better than the processed crap most people put on sandwiches.

Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!

#6 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:12am by Faithful_Jewel

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Oh well! If it tasted nice it's not really that bad of a FYL. Just watch what you're eating next time.

#7 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:19am by Incubuss

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