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Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - animals - by catstew (man) - United States (Florida)

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You obviously didn't bury your pussy deep enough.

#2 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:39am by allmidnighteyes

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Both of my dead cats are buried in my backyard and have been for around 4-5 years now and not once have they been dug up. And there's a shitload of racoons around my house. You must've not dug it deep enough, your fault. When burying things bury them DEEP. Also, why don't you just re-bury it before your mom gets home? I don't think she'll unearth it when you told her what happened soooo yeah.

#13 - On 10/02/2009 at 4:28am by Tarynkd

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