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Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 8:44am - animals - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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well at least you were wearing a helmet...

#1 - On 08/31/2009 at 10:03am by Juliett

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Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

#9 - On 08/31/2009 at 10:13am by Ligerie

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