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Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

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Be careful what you wish for!

#2 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:07pm by xobeachbabe

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Wow, that's what I call an obedient dog.

Are you sure it wasn't playing dead?

#12 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:18pm by Amysbodybetrayal

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