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Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13213) - you deserved it (37339)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Buy them some new chickens. They're probably not that expensive. Deliver the chickens with a sincere note of apology.

#1 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:20pm by lyndis

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How the hell did you manage to run over four chickens?!

#8 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:27pm by null

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