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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 10:57pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird?
2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in?

your life is pretty f***ed

#10 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:37am by jakenherman

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I just have to say, it makes me laugh really hard that the advert on the side of this page is for some fancy parrot cage.

#7 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:25am by thequeenofscots

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