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Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27947) - you deserved it (10488)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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scary.

#2 - On 08/09/2009 at 10:01am by netbeui435

See in context

+4 | 3

Yes, yes they do. Squirrels are evil creatures. Take it from me, a sciurophobic.

#3 - On 08/09/2009 at 10:02am by Nissi

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+3 | 11

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