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Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39767) - you deserved it (2077)

On 08/08/2009 at 5:35am - animals - by N1ch0la1 (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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Your friends are hilarious. Know what else is funny? Leeches. Introduce them! :p

#4 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:33pm by mercyFML

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I hope your roomates will be writing fmls about their injuries after you're done with them.

#17 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:18pm by iFruit

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