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Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

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its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter "
that shud do the trick right??

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:29am by Mikeymikey

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Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:30am by GameRater01

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