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Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39870) - you deserved it (3461)

On 07/18/2009 at 11:12pm - animals - by omgjessp (woman) - United States (California)

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Yeah they are known for moving when alive.

#14 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:28am by Smallworld

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Heyyyy your kitty gave you a present! Make sure you pat it on the head and say good job for being a good hunter. Well, it may not have been a dead rat, but at least your kitty's heart was in the right place.

#16 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:37am by dyingstart

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