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Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33007) - you deserved it (13768)

On 07/07/2009 at 5:29pm - animals - by ssnickel - United States (New Jersey)

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why???

#3 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:48pm by yeti09

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What you should have done was taken the next pill in the pack - keep taking them until the end of the month so you just miss the last one, which just gives you your period a day earlier than it would have come if you didn't miss it.

#17 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:54pm by lauren9739

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