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Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (17883)

On 07/07/2009 at 5:29pm - animals - by ssnickel - United States (New Jersey)

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why???

#3 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:48pm by yeti09

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Better than getting pregnant

#7 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:48pm by acranine11

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