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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72105) - you deserved it (5324)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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Nothing like pleasuring your pussy.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:01pm by srpkinja31

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What is it with animals, their rectums and this site?

Time to break out the awkward turtle.

#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:03pm by redbluegreen

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