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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28377) - you deserved it (2874)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

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you just have to leave the toilet seat down

#7 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:35pm by TREE

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was the water dirty? if not you're moaning about nothing...get the fuck over it. and if it WAS dirty just wash the bed covers... simple. people overreact at the littlest things... O_o
but yeah, get a dog. (:

#15 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:26pm by oooooo

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