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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426 (25)

I agree, your life sucks (21033) - you deserved it (1984)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

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