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Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4094) - you deserved it (25128)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

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Wow. your that lame you can't remember when your love of your life/girlfriends cat dies... how sympathetic. And to fart wow. You totally stink dude. :(

#8 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:29pm by chelseybuns

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Wow you're a dumbass

#12 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:04am by hatinglife

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