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Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3390) - you deserved it (19449)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

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