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Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:06am - animals - by Ketchup (woman) - United States (Florida)

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it probably died after you "lightly tossed" the damn thing. birds are fragile, you can't just throw them.

#8 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:11am by angrymole

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What the hell you doing throwing the poor thing?? It would have probably died of shock if your cat hadn't got at it!

#15 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:17am by starflake

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