Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

by dooommage / 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm / Animals

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  • That must have been an interesting conversation. "Hello? Hey, man, how's your dOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhh....!!!"

    #1 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:26pm by Easy_Target

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  • Who else thinks that 10 needs to calm the shit down?

    It's called playing with your pets. I suppose you'd rather just let them lay in a corner their whole life?

    #13 - On 05/22/2009 at 1:12am by ddrluna

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