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Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14806) - you deserved it (8012)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

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