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Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28307) - you deserved it (2917)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

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Don't just take that from people. You can use this and call it your own:

"Shut the fuck up. I don't care what you THINK you know. You probably don't even really care; if you did, you'd believe me when I tell you that it was the fucking cat. No. You just want to act like a big fat fucking saint so you can bask in your own self-satisfaction and tell everyone how you were nice to the lowly, pitiful cutter. Get off your God-damned pedastal and go die in a fire you sanctimonious fuck."

#10 - On 02/26/2009 at 11:55pm by genericnickname

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this has happened to me before - all my friends think I'm a cutter.

Cuts went real deep and i'm permanently scarred!

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 11:15am by evild

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