Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

by chris / 06/09/2009 at 1:09pm / United States (Connecticut) / Animals

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  • lol! i hate when i am walking my dog and i have to pick up her poop and i'm walking around w. a bag a poop and a hot guy walks by

    #2 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:24pm by mylifeisfuckeddd

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  • What kind of dog was it? I hope you weren't trying to look macho with a poodle.

    I think this one needs an illustration :p

    #10 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:30pm by uneekfreak16

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