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Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - animals - by broussimousse - United Kingdom (London)

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hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:17pm by stephfml

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why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

#8 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:22pm by lolajelly

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