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Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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ALWAYS CHECK THE POCKETS, gawd how old are you and how long have you been washing clothes?!

#6 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:12pm by Tehalon

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Ummmm... doesn't sub letting mean you've moved out of the apartment and are renting it to someone else? So what were you doing with your cats in HER apartment and why were you going through her clothes when you noticed the poop in the first place? That's actually pretty creepy....

#19 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:25pm by kingbeau

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