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Today, I learned how my cat's flea medicine works. Instead of killing the fleas, it just makes the fleas move off of the animal. The good news is my cat no longer has fleas. The bad news is, the fleas moved into my bed. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 3:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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I think you need to find a different flea medicine for your cat.
And maybe you should buy yourself a flea collar.

#1 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:39pm by redbluegreen

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they'll die quickly from the lack of blood - any medicine that killed the fleas immediately would also have significant danger of killing you cat pretty quickly too (why most vets only sell Advantage). And regardless of what flea meds you use, you were going to have to wash your bedding and vaccuum the floor anyway so no biggie.

Plus human blood kills fleas so any that bit you are dead by now

#3 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:39pm by cxal

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