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By LegendaryHood - 03/05/2016 11:30 - United States - Terre Haute

Today, my mom asked me to take our huge dog out to walk. Since he takes a long time to walk, I brought a backpack with water and stuff. I was going through my stuff one more time, and he took off. Since the leash just so happened to wrap around my leg, it tightened and I was dragged into shit.

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Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:13

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Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:13

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