Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML
by injuredwifelady / 02/23/2016 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Animals
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I bet that wasn't the only pussy he drove away that night
#8 - On 02/23/2016 at 12:04pm by WCARlover
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I sure hope your legs don't get infected. Heal quick OP.
#1 - On 02/23/2016 at 11:59am by gamermonster
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