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Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

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Maybe the tank or bowl should be placed somewhere the kid can't get it? I wouldn't trust a 3-year-old...

#4 - On 07/08/2014 at 6:39pm by ohcheriecherie

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oof poor fish.

#2 - On 07/08/2014 at 6:37pm by sassyparrot

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