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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48533) - you deserved it (4412)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Well that's a load of shit!

#1 - On 05/01/2014 at 1:24pm by traviscool

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He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

#4 - On 05/01/2014 at 1:25pm by Fuaaad1994

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