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Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43652) - you deserved it (4996)

On 04/22/2014 at 10:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I would feel sorry for you but now you have puppies in your life so I can't.

#2 - On 04/23/2014 at 2:49am by Nimmrodel

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Good thing you know how to build a great porch! Luckily you didn't have to pay to get it fixed!

#3 - On 04/23/2014 at 2:49am by LCPLStewie

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