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Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46884) - you deserved it (4051)

On 01/04/2014 at 2:21am - animals - by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - United States

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I was in this exact situation once (except it was my dog). I'm sure people will understand (eventually). At least people care about you!

#1 - On 01/04/2014 at 12:55pm by Robbieisadowg

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Maybe it's the parrot who needs counselling...

#2 - On 01/04/2014 at 12:56pm by juststephhere

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