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Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35002) - you deserved it (2823)

On 12/27/2013 at 7:05pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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Do the same when he's sleeping.

#1 - On 12/27/2013 at 11:06pm by pandabrr

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Your dad isn't the only one who thinks it's funny.

*adds this to List Of Things To Do To My Children When They Become Teenagers And Piss Me Off*

#10 - On 12/27/2013 at 11:11pm by DocBastard

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