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Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML

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On 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm - animals - by Catcrap! - United States (California)

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I can't even imagine the smells going on in your car.

#4 - On 11/18/2013 at 11:41pm by FuckYouScience12

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At least it's just farts.

#1 - On 11/18/2013 at 11:40pm by ladystate

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