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Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML


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On 11/03/2013 at 2:34am - animals - by katchoo (woman) - Denmark

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Technically someone WAS being murdered. Spiders have feelings too. ;_:

#2 - On 11/03/2013 at 9:33am by Draconium

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That must've been awkward to explain...

#1 - On 11/03/2013 at 9:33am by kitkat2701

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