Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
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mackdeezy 22
Well, for the cat, it feels normal. For humans....
DocBastard 38
Not every cat-related story requires this pun, I assure you.
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mackdeezy 22
Well, for the cat, it feels normal. For humans....
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At my old high school, all classrooms carried a huge bag of cat litter, toilet paper, a large bin, a curtain, and two cans of air freshener in a closet. In the event of a prolonged lockdown, these were provided for use as a makeshift toilet... O_O
Welshite 39
Okay, you've peaked my curiosity. Explain why your school would prepare for extended lockdowns. The only valid reason I can think of is if someone spots perdix, but in that case the entire city might be cordoned off.
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Well, it is in ShitCal, the armpit of America. Land of gangs, guns, drugs, psychos, and overly rebellious hipsters.
Welshite 39
Piqued* I'll take the fall for that one.
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Correction: Perdix's expansive rhetoric is a threat to ALL of humanity. To defeat him, Twain, Wilde, and Thoreau would all have to be resurrected at the same time...
happle 21
36, that put me at ease, thank you.
perdix 29
Damn, I need to pay attention! I skipped this one because I knew it would be a cesspool of pussy and "shitty situation" comments. Then, I come here and find that I have become the subject of ridicule!
Zimmington 21
I went to my friends apartment today & his roommates cat had shat on the couch. Not as bad as kitty litter in a closet but it smelled horrible & I'm pretty sure that cushion is ruined
Gingerette 8
Off topic! I call shenanigans; you will be escorted off of the internet.
nichollelovins 18
what does he have a cat fetish or somethin'
doit4ah15 10
Boooo....Next
Gingerette 8
This comment fell far below expectations. At least for this type of FML.
adamo_erebus 26
Your boyfriend is such a pussy.
DocBastard 38
Not every cat-related story requires this pun, I assure you.
golden_warrior 23
Why bother responding. We are just feeding these people by making a big deal. Just thumb them down and hopefully people will eventually stop with this and and the "shifty situation" pun as well .
ElementaryEdGuy 18
I read the comment above about the high school and litter, and I thought that was the FML because it was so awful. I was trying to figure out why this was relevant.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
#3 you just got burned by an FML celebrity. You should be honored.
Sports_guy3 28
#35- I'm not a Grammar Nazi, so I'm not gonna correct you. Thank me later.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
#118- Then why comment at all...?
andrew6p 19
What the hell...
brainymes 30
The only thing I can think of is why does he want to know?
euphoricness 28
Because it is very polite to consider the feelings of animals as well. Get with the program!
Dracoboxer357 35
5- Well, because curiousity killed....you know. ;P
LowExpectations 30
#48, His dignity?
tehdarkness 21
Oh man, I hope you got a pic. I hope he scooped it himself!
imyy 20
Winner, winner, chicken dinner! OP wins a boyfriend who uses a litter box :-)
HowieDoIt 21
She should dump him.
Zimmington 21
51- So she should say **** the whole relationship because of one stupid thing he did? okay...
Sports_guy3 28
Pun, or no pun intended?
OverFlash 15
I'm going to assume there was a pun intended, and negate that thumbs down
purpleunicorn11 7
Did he at least dig a hole in the litter first?
Teyros 24
And cover it up?
YourEvilHero 12
Bringing catfish a whole new meaning
efettes 19
Forgive me if I am wrong, but I don't believe this had anything to do with a fish?..
ptoka 20
#9 do please explain this apparent new meaning you have for the term "catfish".
nichollelovins 18
he knows he cant be a cat right? i would hope so... lol this seems legit