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Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38154) - you deserved it (3275)

On 10/03/2013 at 4:26am - animals - by hoo flung pu - United States

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You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings.
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Profit!

#1 - On 10/03/2013 at 1:00pm by RedPillSucks

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Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!

#5 - On 10/03/2013 at 1:02pm by gc327072

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