By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 248
You deserved it 3 713

Same thing different taste

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RedPillSucks 31

You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings. ... Profit!

Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!

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RedPillSucks 31

You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings. ... Profit!

There's the "Blue Dog" by George Rodrigue, and now there's OP's "Brown dog". Instant fame OP, instant fame. lol

Once when I was very young, I gave my aptly named cat, Spastic, some milk and he had explosive diarrhea all over the walls.

Dogs, sometimes they're just too smart. Hope your dog will lose the interest in doing that.

klovemachine 24

I'm glad my puppy doesn't do that :-)

cover your walls with canvas and pass it off as art.

Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!

graceinsheepwear 33
happysmile987 24

Ouch. I can already feel the pain...

Hahaha that's so funny! My dog likes to scoot his butt-hole across the carpet. I imagine it's similar to that. Animals are hilarious!

Oo yea poop everywhere is hilariouss :D -__-

Doesn't that mean that it has worms or something? Ick.

graceinsheepwear 33

It may mean it has to have its anal glands expressed.

challan 19

First thought is that your dog has worms or needs his anal glands done. That stinks, Op. Literally.

.....anal glands? I don't think I could handle that.

18, yeah sometimes dogs need to have their anal glands drained.

That sounds horrible for both the dog and the owner. The things we do for pets!

No need to repaint the walls brown. someones done it for you

My dog enjoys backing up to trees and thorny rose bushes to poop while on walks. It's a real pain in the ass if you know what I mean. FYL