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Today, my mom and I got the answer to the question, "Is our dog really dumb enough to jump out of the window of a moving vehicle?" The answer: Yes. FML


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On 10/02/2013 at 2:36am - animals - by BasketGhost - United States (New York)

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Not all dogs are smart.. Why was the window open wide enough for it to jump out? You're responsible for your dog.
Hope he/she is okay!

#1 - On 10/02/2013 at 9:59am by purebliss

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Would his name happen to be Marley?

#2 - On 10/02/2013 at 10:00am by gc327072

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