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Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML

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On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

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well, your dog illustrated his point to your pastor... But out of curiosity, why did you need to have your dog stand in front of the church to prove the point of a sermon? Image?

#1 - On 09/09/2013 at 3:17am by ireply_wlyrics

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It would be even funnier if the sermon was about chastity.

#3 - On 09/09/2013 at 3:20am by elephantsarecute

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