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Today, I fell asleep on the beach while tanning. I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from my stomach. Why was bread on my stomach? Because my little brother knows birds are my biggest fear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46594) - you deserved it (5786)

On 08/14/2013 at 4:28pm - animals - by Nanana32 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Did you end up with bird poop melting in your cleavage?

#2 - On 08/15/2013 at 2:54am by allie2590

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Siblings really suck sometimes but you got to get him back OP.

#1 - On 08/15/2013 at 2:53am by migueljm5

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