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Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML


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On 08/04/2013 at 7:21am - animals - by Barking Mad - Australia (New South Wales)

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You should have also sent a complaint

#1 - On 08/04/2013 at 1:11pm by DoctorJordi

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Just the call the police to shake her up a bit, people that stupid don't deserve to get off lightly.

#4 - On 08/04/2013 at 1:13pm by Wizardo

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