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Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44554) - you deserved it (3714)

On 07/17/2013 at 7:56am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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"I did not have sexual relations with that blanket" - Senator Dog

#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 10:31am by Wizardo

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You better watch your ass OP! After all, you were cuddling with the dogs lover all night!

#1 - On 07/17/2013 at 10:31am by BubbleGrunge

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