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Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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How the hell did a toy hand get up your dog's ass? on second thought, don't want to know.

#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 6:02am by Zack6849

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You got the shit slapped out of you while at the same time, getting the shit slapped onto you.

#6 - On 07/17/2013 at 6:03am by Chelsea_bella

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