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Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

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Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.

#1 - On 06/28/2013 at 4:54am by Inediblepeaches

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Awww but he's just a puppy, you can't be mad at those puppy eyes! He's innocent I tell you.

I have a Malamute, I love him so much :D

#2 - On 06/28/2013 at 4:54am by Ambient25

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