Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
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Auroraen 8
OP here. Wow. Thanks for all the nice words, guys. My "puppy" is a 120lb, 9 month old Great Dane. Her name is Lily, and she is worse than Marmaduke and Marly put together. She is a total troublemaker. I had made zucchini bread, beef stew, a bunch of sides, as well as a cake. All of it was from scratch. I had actually put one of those baby gates across the entry-way to the kitchen, and she ended up knocking it over. Next time, I think she's going in the cage while I take a shower. And btw, I did just order a pizza. Everyone had a good laugh at me. And yes, she's practically impossible to stay mad at.
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Inediblepeaches 15
Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.
love_me_electric 20
The dog is still a puppy, you can't expect a dog to be fully trained before it's even a year old. If yours were, that's great, but not every dog is the same.
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Inediblepeaches 15
Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.
rawr_ily96 24
Definitely not just puppies. My 10 year old doberman has eaten at least 5 loaves of bread off of the counter. Now we keep it on top of the fridge.
Inediblepeaches 15
Well, its well known that puppies chew a lot more than older dogs, but I guess some never change.
thatkidhesh 11
time to invest in some taller tables OP.
hemz_fml 13
Puppies are awesome, this brought back so many memories of my GSD. You can't possibly be mad at the little guy/gal anyway just look at the eyes!
EmsyyyRose13 24
My puggle gets into purses and bathroom trash cans to chew gum. Dogs get into everything.
Ambient25 25
Awww but he's just a puppy, you can't be mad at those puppy eyes! He's innocent I tell you. I have a Malamute, I love him so much :D
dallaschloe2 15
so cute and fluffy!
gimmicksz 9
Yea ur puppy is ****** adorableee lol
summy15423 12
Awe your puppy must be sooooo sorry. Sorry OP, that's why we have pizza delivery!
Inediblepeaches 15
OP said is was a special family dinner. I dont think pizza will cut it.
queerdragon 20
Its not a family affair until something goes wrong.
thatkidhesh 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
3 Pornhub 'pizza' delivery images strike again.
SoulHunter36 16
Nonsense. Pizza always cuts it and perfect for any special occasion. XD I'm also sure her family won't mind after being told the story and will probably laugh at it. No one can stay mad at a puppy.
perdix 31
#5, you drive a hard bargain -- OK, pizza AND cheesy bread!! That's cordon bleu in my book!
zandalee 20
Problem is, it's literally impossible to be angry with a puppy. Especially a guilty looking one.
Zimmington 21
Not true
life_sucks225 13
yep, i'd get mad for a bit then give it a small punishment.
joetan 16
Shoot the dog? Fyl.. Coz it's going to another round of hard work..
Inediblepeaches 15
Shooting the dog is taking it too far. People who harm pets are the worst kind of people.
astralvagan 20
Shoot the dog, for doing things that puppies do? Are you psychotic?
perdix 31
Now that he's fattened up pretty good, you can serve up the puppy! Your family dinner will indeed be "special." Of course, everyone will have to get their stomachs pumped and you'll get locked up in the loony bin if you tell them what the main dish was.
thatkidhesh 11
9. this isn't China.
Queensland 27
They'll think you're barking mad!
Sinistra_Blue 12
That sounds like it'd be pretty ruff.
MattTheSlovenian 10
D'awww its a puppy :D u can' t be mad at him OP besides,the family will probably understand the problem and then you and your family can go together to a restaurant :)
arleenxo 11
Never leave food out where any of your animals can see! I learned my lesson
ironichalibut 24
It is a powerful puppy who can eat a family sized dinner all to themself. You should be proud and amazed OP
Zimmington 21
If I've learned anything its that puppies have no food intake limit. They will eat until they vomit then eat that.
CharresBarkrey 16
"You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese?... I'm not even mad, that's amazing."
queerdragon 20
I am not sure how people have pets and don't think these things through. You never leave a puppy alone with food.