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Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49150) - you deserved it (4660)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

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Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.

#1 - On 06/27/2013 at 5:56am by Ms_ValS

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But how did those evil fuckers survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died!

How does this happen? HOW??

#4 - On 06/27/2013 at 6:04am by DocBastard

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