Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2013 at 6:52am / United States / Animals

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  • I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

    #1 - On 05/23/2013 at 1:02pm by Sir_ND_Pity

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  • Show up naked!

    There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

    #4 - On 05/23/2013 at 1:06pm by perdix

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