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Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36794) - you deserved it (3174)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by Locked Out - United States

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Angry birds IRL.

#2 - On 05/14/2013 at 6:00pm by HowAreYouToday

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Get the pigs to help you out!

#3 - On 05/14/2013 at 6:01pm by Zebediabolical

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