JamiesMom
Trenton, United States
Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML
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Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Unclog the toilet with a hairbrush?
SS99_fml 20
Well who used up the other 8 lives?
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Comments (107)
SS99_fml 20
Well who used up the other 8 lives?
IAmJad 18
Ba dum tsssss
ilovedinosawers 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You don't "tssss" yourself. Someone else has to do it, so you know if it was needed or not. In this case, no.
DooleyFTW 17
Unclog the toilet with a hairbrush?
jakeydudey 13
69 thumbs up...
iworryaboutyou 4
OMG HAHAHHAHA YOU SAW THAT TOO?
spazz666 18
I've seen past FML references but I think this is the first time I've ever seen a reference to and FML that was posted AFTER the one being commented on...
DocBastard 38
I hope it was either a very small cat or a very big toilet.
slickchrome 11
It doesn't matter it's already dead
kryxen 14
When I first read it, I thought the cat died from the kid trying to flush it. I was very confused how the kid managed to do that to a live cat.
Olympiakos10 15
Or thousands of gallons pushing against the cat as it is stuck until it explodes through pipes into the watery abyss that is fish heaven. Too dark?
groovycrazyjoe 18
making me mad because how she didn't hear the cat screaming? she deserved it not the cat
JamiesMom 10
Our cat was already dead when my son tried to flush him. Dead Cats don't scream.
groovycrazyjoe 18
so what a dead pussy laying around the house. I just don't understand
JamiesMom 10
He was in a shoe box on the counter. My husband went to get a shovel so we could bury him.
bamagrl410 31
This is the first FML in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud, and after reading these comments I wasn't able to contain it anymore.
Jessj958 19
66, are you dumb?! Reading and comprehension is a 1st grade skill, practice sometime.
gotaplanstan 28
Inb4jamieneedstherapy20yearsfromnow
ohjoy15 33
@#36 I'm thinking maybe it was a kitten. A full grown cat would have jumped out of the toilet and run away.
groovycrazyjoe 18
@81 no I am not dumb are you because clearly her fml left out some information
BirdieCurls 25
@86 and 96. IT WAS ALREADY DEAD. Reread the FML before commenting, please.
CammyGal 26
Poor kitty... :/ R.I.P. and hopefully you'll teach your son what to do when bigger animals die. The toilet is not a graveyard (except for fishies).
ShyAnn29 14
Where does it say a son?
ShyAnn29 14
This app is acting weird
death943 10
"All drains lead to ocean" *cough*Nemo*cough*
CammyGal 26
It said "my son" at first but was changed to "my five year old".
DDCA 24
I think #41 needs to lay off the catnip.
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully the toilet didn't use up the rest of the kitty's lives.
ShyAnn29 14
It said the kitty died
ShyAnn29 14
What!? I don't understand this comment, I mean, of course it used up the cats lives, it died before the kid tried to flush it.
Ambient25 24
So...are you sure the cat died before that?
JamiesMom 10
He was dead. My husband had went out to buy a new shovel so we could bury him and left him in a shoe box on the counter when my son saw our dead cat inside the shoe box and decided to try and flush him like a fish :(
ozpunker 20
At least his girlfriend didn't try to unclog it with your hairbrush.
samreimer 7
Sorry for your loss OP. Years of caring for and loving that cat, all down the drain.
xALEXx_fml 15
R.I.P toilet kitty ;)
bReLiNg 18
How did the kid get a hold of the body? Unless- the cat was still alive when the flushing occurred....
SlapAndTickle 20
Perhaps the cat died before the parents knew about it and the son found it. Wow, does everyone overlook the simple things or is this only on FML?
mbuck87 19
Then how did the parents know the cat was already dead?
ballpython 15
Usually live cats usually don't allow themselves to be put into toilets, or any body of water for that matter. Sorry for your loss OP.
JamiesMom 10
My husband had left him in a shoebox on the counter while he went to buy a new shovel(We had loaned it to a neighbor who moved away before he could give it back)