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Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 8:00pm - animals - by idontevenlikehamsters - United States (Virginia)

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Is your name Lemmywinks, perhaps?

#1 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:24am by RagingWill

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At least the hamster died of a heart attack...not like your neighbor carried out various weird experiments on the hamster, leading to its agonizing death.

#5 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:31am by luminos_

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